Welcome.exe

Grandpa Cat in glasses, holding a cup of tea beside an old beige computer

$GRANDPA

Back in my day, we held.

Grandpa Cat bought his first coin on dial-up. He's never sold. He doesn't know how.

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Readme.txt - Notepad

Grandpa Cat doesn't trust apps. He doesn't trust candles. He trusts one thing: holding.

While you panic over 5-minute charts, Grandpa is asleep in his chair with the bag in his paws.

Be more Grandpa.

Grandpa's Rules.doc

Grandpa's Rules

  1. Never sell.
  2. If it goes down, buy more and take a nap.
  3. Call your grandkids.
  4. Turn it off and on again.

Setup Wizard: How to buy

4 steps

  1. 1Get Phantom or Solflare

    Install a Solana wallet and back up your seed phrase. Grandpa wrote his on a napkin. Don't be Grandpa here.

  2. 2Add SOL

    Buy SOL or send it to your wallet.

  3. 3Open Jupiter or Raydium

    Connect your wallet to the swap.

  4. 4Paste the $GRANDPA CA and swap

    Copy the contract address from Welcome.exe, paste it, and swap. Then never sell.

About $GRANDPA

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$GRANDPA is a community meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Not affiliated with Microsoft. Not financial advice.